Letters to the Editor

Monday, December 7, 2009 at 1:15am


Got milk… anymore?

Anyone else besides Tiger Woods hear that sucking sound? No, not that one but the financial devastation and worldwide acclaim going down the tubes. Mistress #6 just "lawyered up" and it's only midway through the second week. Other's are in hiding after this golf scandal exploded.

C.W. Clouse lamented last week, "It's just none of our business".  He was right at the time, referencing maybe one, denied affair. But now exposed is Tiger's appetitie for "birdies,"  "eagles,"  "three stroke penalties," and they aren't on the golf course.

From presidents to congressmen, senators and sports figures, it seems everyone is suseptible to either illegal drugs or salacious extramarital affairs.

I miss the days when I had Mickey Mantle or Willie Mays basball cards on my bicycle spokes and everyone just drank milk for refreshment.

Paul D'Argent, 37209
 

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Filed under: City Voices
Tagged: scandal | Tiger Woods

65 Comments on this post:

By: Captain Nemo on 12/7/09 at 6:08

Good morning.

dargent says,"I miss the days when I had Mickey Mantle or Willie Mays basball cards on my bicycle spokes and everyone just drank milk for refreshment."

Back then we did not have National Enquirer, Access Hollywood or Entertainment Tonight to expose us to every detail in an celeberities life.

This is none of my busniess.

By: house_of_pain on 12/7/09 at 6:53

You sound a little defensive, Nemo...did you have sex with Tiger?

By: dargent7 on 12/7/09 at 7:07

House: I thought you'd be the 1st to tell that quote from Johnny Carson when Arnold Palmer's wife was asked what she did to give him luck.

By: Captain Nemo on 12/7/09 at 7:18

From Friday
Page One

dargent had another good letter and the anti-life idgaf had to post the oppsite to d7's letter.

id sounded more like a liberal. LOL

The generalizing ridavenport calls drgent sterotyping liberal.

Now that is to funny.

Page Two

The confuse chief return from his electro-scock therapy. It didn't work. He still as dull as ever and even less of a personality.

The return of John Galt on page three. WOW.

By: Captain Nemo on 12/7/09 at 7:21

By: house_of_pain on 12/7/09 at 6:53
You sound a little defensive, Nemo...did you have sex with Tiger?
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WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? lol ;-0

By: Captain Nemo on 12/7/09 at 7:23

By: dargent7 on 12/7/09 at 7:07
House: I thought you'd be the 1st to tell that quote from Johnny Carson when Arnold Palmer's wife was asked what she did to give him luck.
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Now that was funny.

By: dargent7 on 12/7/09 at 7:29

Nemo: Id's a little peeved off because they recalled his Zhu-Zhu hamster pet. He called her, "Ms. Zhuuie".

By: Captain Nemo on 12/7/09 at 7:53

I did not think that id had enough intelligents to be peeved. He seems to just react opposite to anything you say.

If you wrote a letter about the sun rising in the east, he would rant that it was a leftist lie.

By: sidneyames on 12/7/09 at 7:54

D7 that's a good letter. Again I say "if Tiger were not making billions off the American public, then Clouse could be right". But Tiger, along with other stars of any genre, signed up for "PUBLIC" dollars, so therefore, public opinion is in the mix.

How dare us discuss his inappropriate behavior? Yeah, how dare us? Well, we dare to discuss because he dared to dink around. I am so grossed out by his "holier than thou, we're just a boring family, watching a video at the house" when he was really sexting and screwing his way around the globe. Behind his wife's back, no less.

I say no more endorsements. Let him get a real job like the rest of the planet. Then maybe he'll be more faithful to his wife. After all, if he hasn't blown all his money on his sexual illness, then maybe he has enough to last him and his family forever. Unless of course, he has to dole it out to the dollups he screwed up with.

By: sidneyames on 12/7/09 at 7:56

And P.S., they knew he was married, so they should be sued by his wife for contract interference, or something like that. Marriage is a written contract. Should be punishable by jail if one interferes with it.

I know I should be nicer. But I'm sick of the bimbo's who want to cash in on gullible men in bars and such!

By: slacker on 12/7/09 at 8:22

sidney, contract interference is only punishable by a 15 yard penalty, from the spot of the ball.

By: Captain Nemo on 12/7/09 at 8:22

Tiger Woods life does not effect me in anyway. What he does in his personal life is his business. If he had been giving State secreats for sex that would be different. He was not.

If there is going to be any reconciliation for this marriage then the public involment want help. As juciy as story is to some people, it really is none of our business.

By: house_of_pain on 12/7/09 at 3:15

I saw a picture of Tiger's illegitimate, alien baby in the Enquirer...

By: dargent7 on 12/7/09 at 3:17

It's 3:15pm...the server was crashed all day. I'm not the paranoid type, but maybe I am writing too many LTE's.
Oh, and #9 surfaced with an info-mercial. "Letterman was leading by 3 strokes, but Woods overtook him at the 9th hole".

By: dargent7 on 12/7/09 at 3:18

House: That was Hillary's baby. "It" had her eyes.

By: Blanketnazi2 on 12/7/09 at 3:32

wow, anyone else have trouble getting to the LTE page?

By: Blanketnazi2 on 12/7/09 at 3:33

dargent, i saw you had a LTE in the Tennessean on Sunday.

By: Captain Nemo on 12/7/09 at 3:37

Hello again.

I don't think that baby was Hillary's baby d7. It was looking for Russia.

By: brrrrk on 12/7/09 at 3:39

This weekend I spun one of my golden oldie vinyls, Chicago V, and heard this oldie but goody and it reminded me how much hasn't changed....

Terry Kath: Are you optimistic 'bout the way things are going?
Peter Cetera: No, i never ever think of it at all

Terry Kath: Don't you ever worry, When you see what's going down?
Peter Cetera: No, i try to mind my business, that is, no business at all

Terry Kath: When it's time to function as a feeling human being Will your bachelor of arts help you get by?
Peter Cetera: I hope to study further, a few more years or so, I also hope to keep a steady high

Terry Kath: Will you try to change things, Use the power that you have, the power of a million new ideas?
Peter Cetera: What is this power you speak of and this need for things to change? I always thought that everything was fine

Terry Kath: Don't you feel repression just closing in around?
Peter Cetera: No, the campus here is very, very free

Terry Kath: Don't it make you angry the way war is dragging on?
Peter Cetera: Well, i hope the president knows what he's into, i don't know

Terry Kath: Don't you ever see the starvation in the city where you live, All the needless hunger all the needless pain?
Peter Cetera: I haven't been there lately, the country is so fine But my neighbors don't seem hungry 'cause they haven't got the time

Terry Kath: Thank you for the talk, you know you really eased my mind I was troubled by the shapes of things to come
Peter Cetera: Well, if you had my outlook your feelings would be numb You'd always think that everything was fine.

By: house_of_pain on 12/7/09 at 3:46

Well, "Wishing You Were Here" would fit the NCP site today.

By: Blanketnazi2 on 12/7/09 at 3:49

Two lost souls swimmin' in a fish bowl year after year?

By: house_of_pain on 12/7/09 at 3:53

One lost soul golfin' in the wrong hole...

By: Blanketnazi2 on 12/7/09 at 3:54

LOL!

By: slacker on 12/7/09 at 3:56

I think I was in a vegetative state coma again.

By: house_of_pain on 12/7/09 at 3:57

BTW, I was referring to "Wishing You Were Here" by Chicago.

By: house_of_pain on 12/7/09 at 3:59

We pulled the plug, per your wishes, slacker.

By: slacker on 12/7/09 at 3:59

Hey pain, whats the over/under number on Tiger's girlfriends today?

By: house_of_pain on 12/7/09 at 4:00

She's over, he's under...

By: dargent7 on 12/7/09 at 4:01

Nazix2: Yeah, what'd you think? My mother liked it. My Dad's convinced I'm a Communist sympathizer because I voted for Bill Clinton and that Kenyan, Obama.

By: slacker on 12/7/09 at 4:01

You mean this is heaven? Looks just like my office, where's my harp?

By: Captain Nemo on 12/7/09 at 4:02

Tiger Wood is so rich that he owns many cars. Now he has a hold in one.

By: Blanketnazi2 on 12/7/09 at 4:02

What was it about again? I forgot.

By: house_of_pain on 12/7/09 at 4:05

You gotta start with a kazoo, slacker...it's all in the manual.

By: dargent7 on 12/7/09 at 4:05

Slacker: #12 is up front, and center. At least these bimbos are bypassing that piarana Gloria Alred and going directly to reputable papers and outlets like TMZ , Penthouse, and Hustler.

By: Blanketnazi2 on 12/7/09 at 4:06

i thought you only started with kazoo in purgatory.

By: slacker on 12/7/09 at 4:06

False alarm, it was a Perry Coma.

By: house_of_pain on 12/7/09 at 4:07

"Dear Penthouse Forum,

You're not gonna believe this, but..."

By: dargent7 on 12/7/09 at 4:08

Nazix2: I forgot too. I think I was supporting the sodomy laws in Tenn., Miss., and Alabama.

By: slacker on 12/7/09 at 4:11

Dear Mr. Hefner...

By: Blanketnazi2 on 12/7/09 at 4:11

dargent, no. that was the week prior.

By: house_of_pain on 12/7/09 at 4:13

Prior, as in convictions.

By: Blanketnazi2 on 12/7/09 at 4:13

you betcha.

By: dargent7 on 12/7/09 at 4:15

Yeah, but there was too much data to support my thesis, I had to spill over into the following week. Arkansas felt neglected.

By: dargent7 on 12/7/09 at 4:16

Richard Prior? Terrific comedian.

By: Blanketnazi2 on 12/7/09 at 4:16

if a house has a Florida room, do you call a trailer add on an Arkansas room?

By: dargent7 on 12/7/09 at 4:18

Ya know, when I accept my Pulitzer for Literature, I'll miss you people that helped me ascend to the top of Tenn.'s food chain in TCP and all. I'll write.

By: brrrrk on 12/7/09 at 4:20

You know, I think it's funny that we as Americans (and especially those that lean to the right) are so adamant about not adopting good ideas from other countries... especially in the area of health care.

This is particularly ironic when you consider that our interstate system came about as a direct influence of the German autobahn. When Eisenhower decided to institute the American interstate system, his first ideas were to have a series of two lane (one lane, each direction) highways crisscrossing our country. Upon seeing the autobahn, Eisenhower quickly realized that his ideas for the system were far from sufficient for the future growth of the country and so he adopted the German autobahn as the template for the American interstate system.

By: Captain Nemo on 12/7/09 at 4:20

Knock Knock-

By: Blanketnazi2 on 12/7/09 at 4:21

brrrk, i wonder how much of it has to do with American arrogance?

By: Blanketnazi2 on 12/7/09 at 4:21

Hi, Nemo. come on in!