Looking on the bright side
Remember whenever you got really mad at someone, you said, "Stick it where the sun don't shine!"
Well, if Al Gore and his wacky scientists are correct, the sun may not shine for long. So, to get a head start and be politically correct, the phrase is now, 'Stick it where global warming and climate change don't occur!"
That covers all your bases on planet Earth.
Paul D'Argent, 37209
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