Alan Smithee took my advice and he's absolutely enraptured with his new Saab 9-5 Aero. Here's how it happened.
The London tabloid Onions & Tripe Bugle reported Smithee, a confidant of fugitive financier Marc Rich, was an inept figure in attempting to secure a Clinton presidential pardon for Rich.
Smithee, a renowned Hollywood producer of many critically assailed but financially-successful movies, made efforts to influence acquaintances in Washington on Rich's behalf.
As a result, wealthy flamboyant socialite Denise Rich, ex-wife of Rich, approached Smithee to produce a get-richer-quick TV infomercial on how to "hang out" with the Clintons. His fee is said to have included insider information on Sunday New York Times crossword puzzles.
Since the tabloid expos